The Following Is a List of Things Not To Say To A Pregnant Woman

• Fat/Chubby/Plump/Chunky/Muffin-top
• Seriously you're going to be huge then.
• You can still do it, you're not that big yet.
• Is this one of those situations where you actually want me to be honest?
• Of course I would never lie to you.
• Are you honestly going to ask for that many pickled items in your Virgin Caesar
• Oh that's gross, how can you eat that?
• Omg what did you eat?
• The cat's name isn't Madge...why are you calling her Madge?...do you honestly believe that is her name?