Gaaa! I think I'm becoming an adult. I'm not entirely there, but I can feel its cold claws trying to get me. I am nearing 30 years old (ok I'm on the doorstep) but I'm more like a big kid. I still play video games, I love watching stupid comedies and horror movies, and I sometimes feel like I get along better with my friends' children than I do with my friends. So the thought of becoming a full-fledged adult is somewhat scary to me.
So we were watching TV and there was a commercial for a van. My wife criticized the commercial and then at the end goes "that's actually a nice van." Our child isn't even born yet and the wife is turning into a soccer mom. You want to know what's the saddest part? I actually considered that it was a nice van. Then I realized what I was thinking, and quickly thought of bleach to wipe away any evidence.
But seriously, all this talk of car seats and baby gates is freaking me out. Next I will be dropping them off at university. Eek. My wife says that I am probably going to be a big kid forever, but I feel the dark side calling to me and it's getting harder to resist.
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